Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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