Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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