also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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