its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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