we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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