I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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