we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
