The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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