New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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