Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
where am i from again
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
this hospital has no fireball
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
