Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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