He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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