I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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