nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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