11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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