I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she told me i tasted like america
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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