well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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