so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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