We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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