big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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