His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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