Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do herpes really smell.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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