Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
