how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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