My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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