I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I have tasted many bathrooms
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