I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
there is puke in my bra ... again
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