if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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