There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
