Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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