Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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