You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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