Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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