OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
