I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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