he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
