i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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