Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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