When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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