Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize