I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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