I wish I only lived at night.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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