she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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