Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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