i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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