Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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