I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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