i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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