Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
