Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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